Yep. I was shocked too. Being the self-righteous variety of twerp, I’ve always scorned people who go overseas and eat at Macca’s. Why would you go all that way to eat the same shit, I’d ask. But I had a theory. I thought, if Argentina is so famous for its awesome beef (and I can vouch for the awesomeness), then maybe the McDonald’s could be good?
So, for the record, a McQueso (”McCheese”) is not a cheeseburger. It’s a bun with cheese in it. Just cheese. Then it’s fried until the bun looks like a roadkill doughnut and the cheese has the consistency and temperature of lava. Medieval besiegers could have fired them out of catapults to devastate their enemies. I managed to eat one, but the second is currently lodged somewhere in my aorta. And I still don’t know what the beef is like.

